Sunday, May 8, 2011

Myth or Fact? Grandma (and Grandpa) Never Says No

Bryleigh took on a serious scientific experiment to go where most babies go and that is to dispell the myth that Grandma/Grandpa never says no. It was a frightening experiement to undertake especially when Grandma told her that it is a myth, don't believe it! See her expression, she was horrified!


Since no theory is ever considered certain and significant experiments can be physically taxing it is essential to get adequately nourished.


It is important to analyze your subjects intently, don't back down but go straight to the eyes, they are the window to the heart.


It is also good to explore all options, interview and collect data from others who have been there. Gathering this information from your peers is criticial in forming your predictions. Uncle Jay says that "Grandma (and Grandpa) Never Says No" is factual and not a myth.


Then as you are preparing to test your hypothesis give your test subjects the biggest, cheesiest smile!


Then before the real work of testing the hypothesis begins, stretch real good, don't forgot to hold for 10 seconds.


In addition to stretching, you will need to strengthen your muscles by performing a three point stance.


After you looked real close at all your information, consider your available resources and identify your predictions, prepare to test your hypothesis in conditions which can be reproduced by other researchers coming behind you. In this case, you need a test subject - a grandma (or grandpa), plus an item that is known as "off-limits" to you by your parents.


State your hypothesis and prediction: "Grandma (grandpa) never says no" is no myth, but factual. I am going with my Uncle Jay on this one. Resource: One off limit diaper bag. Method: Drag everything out without being stopped. Remember, start slow to test the waters.


Get in a good position to test. I told you those three point stances would come in handy!


Stop for a moment look at your test subjects, look in their eyes - remember it is the window to their soul and proceed with caution.


Out with bib...Finding number one - Score!


Out with the diapers....Finding number two. Lesson one - don't become distracted by familiar objects.


Lesson two - Dig deep and stay focused you will uncover even the smallest things.


Out with the spoon...Finding number three and no threats to my prediction.


Lesson three: Smile and relax, testing this hypothesis turns out to be much fun!


Finding number four...wait does this say "childproof"?


Testing concluded, time to focus on what is important...


which is more nourshiment because being a Mythbuster is tough work!


Consider this blog by my grandma as the publishing of my results for others to follow, to develop, and test more useful, accurate and comprehensive models and methods, all in the name of grandbabies! I wear this bib proudly as to state: It is true! Grandma never says no...at least for me dragging stuff out of my diaper bag and that makes me really happy!

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